We make Paisa, not Cents.

We're Indian, aren't we? My friend is a genius. A comic genius. I tell her I'm depressed. She gives me her hypothesis. I say it makes sense. She says "We're Indian re. We make paisa, not cents."

We are all either totally 'forever alone' or we're the undiscovered absolution of human evolution. I'll stick to the latter. Makes me feel better.